Shatto
Bizarre and mysterious, Shatto is kept in the company solely for his looks. No one knows exactly what he does, but his magnetic presence is undeniable. He loves everything related to the Special category.
Crumbo
Silent and introverted, Crumbo is WeNeed’s scientific analyst, not very social but brilliant in his work. Being made of crumble, he loves crumble. His clear, logical mind makes him a vital part of quality control.
Kino Maro
Opportunistic and sneaky, Kino Maro handles import-export and always finds a way to skim some profit. He’s crazy about hash, but never shares it. He trusts no one, but somehow still makes deals.
Flore Aldo
An expert in aromas, insecure compared to Al-Paka, Flore Aldo is vain but desperate for attention. He is openly gay, which makes him stand out in the company’s marketing efforts. Despite his efforts, he is often overshadowed and left in the background.
Shura Laida
The cannabis tester at WeNeed, Shura Laida is sloppy and perpetually stoned, always forgetting what she’s doing. She smokes everything she finds and loves earth and wood so much that she sleeps in mud, and some say they’ve seen her eat part of a table.
Al-Paka
An alpaca with a hand instead of a tail, Al-Paka is an expert in cannabis genetics. He selects the strains to cultivate at WeNeed. Rational and meticulous, he's the go-to person for all key production decisions. Obviously, he's the company's mascot!
Discreto Oviparo
The omnipotent goose at WeNeed, Discreto Oviparo is the creative mind but rarely uses his powers. He can literally create anything with his thoughts. Anything.
Peppe Rino
A simple, strong laborer, Peppe Rino does any physical task without asking questions. He’s very strong, but equally dumb. He can’t grasp subtleties and only knows how to work with his hands.
Bummo
Head of accounting and production, Bummo is servile and frustrated, often mistreated by colleagues despite his crucial role. He spends his time filling out documents and calculating profits, yet is constantly the office's punching bag. He reeks of turpentine—probably from being bullied so much? Or maybe not.
